You know that guy who takes always takes things too far? This isn’t that guy… In fact, this guy really hasn’t gone far enough… The attached chainsaw has a little more reach than the actual lancer from Gears of War. The maker stated that its intended purpose was anti-zombie so the extra reach could come in handy. Yes it does fire real bullets. Yes the chainsaw is strong enough to cut stationary pumpkins (so it should work for a zombie head as well). Will it get you laid? Our panel of experts generally don’t think so. Nothing like scaring people off by showing them your M16 with attached chainsaw….